Old Toad

Kids Chocolate cigarettes
Originally uploaded by teclo.

Kids chocolate cigarettes my arse! These are pure brown tar fructose, meant to hook kids on psychedelic mind-bending drugs or worse!!

Of course, it’s too late to rescue my friend, the Ubertoad, but I thought I would warn the public about this nefarious menace.

Cosmo

Just looking out for the kids, you know?